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“Once Upon A Whatever”

A satire by David R Moenich

              Copyright 2017 David R Moenich


Once upon a time in a land far, far away in a distant past lived

 a fair maiden with a particularly peculiar flatulence issue.

Her charms could not outweigh her odoriferous presence.

As a dreary evening was encroaching upon the land, she clutched

to her bosom a pie of “nevermore” ravens.


What the Poe is this you might ask? Yet she remained undaunted

as she “puttered” her way across the castle courtyard.

“What shall I do with myself?, she muttered under her breath,

“Step on another duck?” < Vratt!> “Not that again, she weeped.”



Her eyes filled with tears, as she walked throughout the grounds,

coming upon a mighty asparagus spear, planted firmly in the

earth and reaching far above the clouds.

Frightened and bewildered, yet intrigued by such a spectacle,

she whispered to herself, “What is this giant broccoli plant doing

within the king’s domain?” <Vratt!>



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